*smile*

I love poetry.

Excellent question!

Now THAT'S a language barrier

Over-acting?

This speaks to my Thursday.

Seems like a good answer to me!

I didn't know whether to groan or laugh...so I graughed.

I may never be able to drink wine again without thinking of this--not that it's going to stop me, but I will think of it.

All of these would be effective; but #3 would definitely do me in.

I can't explain it; these things just happen to me.

Sometimes it's embarrassing, but still...

It's worse than I thought!

*smile*

Think about it.