Everyone should have a goal.

Pardon me, but your illiteracy is showing.

FYI: I also have beer!

My husband would know something was up.

When friends have your back...

Is this even legal?

And that's BEFORE auto-correct makes it into Palin-worthy word salad.

I'll send a postcard.

That way I get to go back twice.

On holidays, we make it a double.

Just save us the trouble of having this unnecessary conversation.

Words to live by.

Now THAT'S Bad Ass

Start with the easy stuff...

Yup, that's how it starts