Never let those you love dress like their parents.

Hard to argue with this logic.

In a better world...

Maybe, but I prefer mine charred a bit.

Because that's what I do best...

True.

And someone thought these were necessary because...?

This undoubtedly saves a lot of arguments.

Irony

A Party With My Name On It!

My world view...

Makes sense to me.

Exactly.

Slow learner?

I cannot process this.