Yeah, but I probably won't.

Correct!

Everybody should have someone (thing) to love.

My husband's cleaning philosophy in a nutshell.

Sounds right to me.

My sister will laugh at this...and then make fun of the fact I have to set my alarm If I want to get up by 10:00AM

It's a plan.

*smile*

I need this shirt. Only 72 more shopping days 'til my birthday.

I know the feeling.

I never new the emotional trauma I was causing by turning single socks into dust rags.

Why dogs don't play poker...

Sustenance is important...

My official warning label:

Think about it...