*smile*

What Am I...Besides Fat?

Works for me.

Better Than Any Doorbell Ever Invented

The 5-Second Rule...Another Perspective

Morning people should be forced to to live apart. Mornings should be illegal until the clock hits double digits. People....

So true.

I went upstairs to get....what?!

Today's joke is dedicated to my math deficient husband. This will probably make sense to him.

Just so you know...

Tasteless or funny? I laughed. What does that say about me?

It took me a while to figure out what I was looking at. (Hint: Look for the nose.).

Avian Law Breaker

Curse You, Auto Correct!

Begin the New Year with a Little Phruit Philosophy