I'm dying here!

Everyone should have a goal.

Pardon me, but your illiteracy is showing.

FYI: I also have beer!

My husband would know something was up.

When friends have your back...

Is this even legal?

And that's BEFORE auto-correct makes it into Palin-worthy word salad.

I'll send a postcard.

That way I get to go back twice.

On holidays, we make it a double.

Just save us the trouble of having this unnecessary conversation.

Words to live by.

Now THAT'S Bad Ass

Start with the easy stuff...

Yup, that's how it starts

Hope I helped.

For my sister because I only talk to dogs.

There you go.

This seems unfair somehow.

Some Mondays are just like that.

It's Superbowl Sunday!

It's just not fair!

Good grooming is important.

Fair warning...

It's a female thing.

I'm not all that good at the first part either.

I Agree!