Been there, done that, did not enjoy it.

I'm not leaving my house so the world should be safe, but just in case...

It is so obvious.

Whatever works.

But I'm sure it's you.

Damn them!

But he's gone, so I'm good.

Damn cats!

Please...

Never bet against the tortoise!

Laffin'

I really can't blame it.

After this past month...

Me--without the wings and the crown.

Happy Easter!

And I don't even need a cape.

Especially if his name is Sven.

In my continuing fight against the bureaucracy that is trying its best to drive me insane:

Things I need to know, #107

I'll go somewhere else for my next eye exam, thank you.

Groaner (and I love this dog)

Yep.

I know I'm a few days late, but...

I love this.

Ba-Dum-Bum

Yeah, I could do that.

Dammit! I hate when that happens!

Anybody want to join me?

Nope, me either.

Smilin'

Exactly.

For all my family and friends who have yet to join me on the veggie side of the food fence

Laffin'

My new/old outlook on life.

I'm dying here!

Everyone should have a goal.

Pardon me, but your illiteracy is showing.

FYI: I also have beer!

My husband would know something was up.

When friends have your back...

Is this even legal?

And that's BEFORE auto-correct makes it into Palin-worthy word salad.

I'll send a postcard.

That way I get to go back twice.

On holidays, we make it a double.

Just save us the trouble of having this unnecessary conversation.

Words to live by.

Now THAT'S Bad Ass

Start with the easy stuff...

Yup, that's how it starts