Think about it.

I want one! A lemur, not a baby.

Remember, if I don't see you seeing me, it didn't happen.

Ooooo, hard choice.

Fair warning:

*smile*

We must have a lot of sketchy leaves at our house.

True.

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I've been wasting my breath for 8 years. Damn that hound dog!

True, well, at least 10:30.

Easy choice!

I wonder what these carp had to do to get God this pissed off?

*smile*

Once you've tried it, you can't go back.

I never saw buying gasoline as an act of altruism before!

I would look for another place to charge my phone.

Damn them!

Yes, yes it is.

This is so bad, it's good.

Not all the evidence is in, but...

Next up, Santa and the Easter Bunny!

Sometimes, that's all you can do.

Tell me I'm wrong.

I was born here. Your excuse?

Punctuation, people. Punctuation

It sounded good on paper.

Honesty is always the best policy.

Sounds like a plan to me.

They grow up so fast...

Nice to know in case your New Year's resolution is to lose weight.