The inspiration for Dobby?

Airport matchmaking at its best...

Fair warning.

To continue my half-hearted, kinda, not very sincere apology for yesterday's post...

This is so wrong is so many ways and still so funny.

Some cats will do anything to avoid missing a meal!

Had to laugh.

Been there.

Take that!

Because I only a good friend would understand...

*smile*

Sometimes it's not just paranoia...

You're never too old to learn.

My totally tasteless sense of humor forced me to laugh out loud at this.

Guilty

Pie...anyway your write it

Unfortunately, I don't know anybody like that.

A classic case of dichotomy-itis:

Eventually I just give up trying to figure it out and put it down to bad taste.

Mostly I fail miserably.

Admit it, you looked at the feet first.

Another Installment in the You-You're-Your Chronicles...

Dieting can be so noisy!

The Relationship Handbook - Chapter 6, Breaking Up - When All Else Fails

Today is definitely a "homeless" day. Fortunately I am alone with my dog and she doesn't seem to mind.

What happens when you take "literal" a step too far...

I am dying here!

Exactly.

Wal-mart greeter perhaps?