Please, don't make life difficult.

No human is immune!

The sacrifices we make...

Another reason why I should never be allowed to own a gun...

Yeah, if only...

Every parent's college nightmare...

What cat? We have a cat?

This is for my friends Matthew and David, who were married in Canada...apparently before the hockey requirement went into effect.

Damn cat!

Sometimes the truth is just...well, true.

My favorite "Peeps" themed cartoon:

Peep Show

Are you a butt or an ear style bunny eater?

Cat Anatomy Lesson

This would be any April, in any year, in Northeastern Ohio.

Damn ducks!

Cat Shaming

True.

Saturday: 72 degrees...but that final April snow storm is due this week. It could be a very dangerous time for allergy suffering snowmen.

I am offically hopeless.

Some people are so unfeeling...

Maybe there is such a thing as a stupid question...

For all those truck drivers who can't read clearance warnings:

How to know when your cat is fully charged:

Because, what are friends for?

It's not dust, it's a coating I use to protect the furniture.

I may never be able to drink orange juice again. (Wrong)

Marriage: The state of being where patience becomes not a virtue but a necessity.

Laughing here.

So there!