*smile*

I'm so confused!

I confess, at our house it's the opposite.

Somebody please help me!

I'd be rich...and "Me too!"

Excellent question.

Dear Diary: It was a busy day...

I think of it as re-packaging your stupid.

I would definitely feed this squirrel.

You know it's cold when even the penguins are sporting fur.

Had to share. My dogs can relate.

*smile*

Happy Day After Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Blonde Joke...

Cold calling?

A Shopping Lesson...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart.  

• "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.  
• "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
• "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife. 

 They carry on with their shopping.   A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of moisturizer and puts it in the basket.

• "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
• "It's my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
• Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and at half the price."

That's him in Aisle 5.

Guilty

When it comes to jump-starting my morning, this would beat any cup of coffee I can think of:

Ha!

If you're going to pursue a life of crime, you'd best leave your sense of humor at home.

A coffee mug designed with me in mind...

Message sent.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

My socks never got this memo.