Well, Annie Oakley and I were never destined to be best buds anyway.

A simple, non-aggressive plan to eradicate "stupid"

It's a good news/bad news kind of thing.

I'll drink to that!

My dog just likes to lick all the cookies as she goes by.

Make it stop!!!!

Everyone needs a cousin like this.

Possible?

I probably should apologize.

It's not a fault--it's a necessity.

My pizza! And I'd do it again!

Where Senior Citizens Go to Enjoy a Cold One...

It couldn't hurt...

Shakespeare Midterm Exam -- The Kid Gets Points for Honesty

Time to get up; my tail says so.

Fair warning...

Woman joke...

Me too.

An anti-theft doormat...I want one!

Modern Day Ring Bearer

Spoken like a true introvert.

Everyone needs one of these once in a while.

Welcome!

Is this asking too much?

Theft prevention at its finest...

Not a good sign...

In Support of the Don't Text and Drive Campaign...

Just want to set the record straight.

Totally tasteless, but I still laughed.

Yes, I'm talking to you.