A shirt designed for my friend Zac...

Well, I guess that's correct, but...

Just a few more steps...

Hilarious voicemail describing a traffic accident between four little old ladies and a bully. Spoiler Alert: The little old ladies win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI

(Thanks to my friend, Mary F. for sharing this!)

Sarcasm is so enervating.

What is YOUR body type?

For my sister...

Yes! He's a keeper!

Something every woman must accept as just a fact of life...

In my imaginary world I dress like a fashion maven and my home is Architectural Digest worthy. In the real world, I'm costumed by Wal-Mart and the best I can say about my home is that we have furniture...and a new roof.

And mice, and spiders and...

A travel tip.

And it scares me.

Do YOU want to argue with him?

Exactly.

Probably not the best answer.

Insomnia sucks, but there are times...

Another health and diet tip...no need to thank me.

Any chore goes faster with assistance.

Genetics rule!

With thanks from ShitMyKidsRuined.com

A message for my husband...feel free to share it with the one you love.

Harry Potter's Dobby has been reincarnated as a dog!

I can't look!

Breakfast cutlery.

If only this polar bear had learned to read.

The Body Mass Index says being overweight isn't my fault.

My plan for today...

For when you can't decide between bling and booze...

Fido's inner-self revealed?

Doing nothing needs to be done right, no matter how long it takes!