I don't remember asking for a little brother.

Anyone who cannot relate, has never called a Customer Service number.

For my vertically challenged friends...you know who you are.

That's about right.

Aha!

As a pick-up line, this one isn't bad.

SALTS

How to Silence a Dog -- Demonstration Provided by "The Cat"

 

As Summer begins to a chorus of adults yelling "Shut the door!", you have to love this...not that it seems to be working all that well for this family.

Cat Science Experiment

Testimony to the Female's Ability to Adapt...

How many times did this happen before they put up a sign?

Instructions for my next of kin...you know, just in case.

True. True.

New Testament Signage

I dedicate this to my friends Matthew and David and their dog Barley. They'll know why.

My Waffle Wedded Wife - I Dare You Not to Laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3E9U3GDrmI

I'm sitting here...wearing my tiara...waiting.

   

And thus the unicorn disappeared from earth.

Why cats don't play football...

This explains so much.

The I-Work-for-a-Living Diet

I want!

For lack of an appointment book...

This explains why my husband sleeps like a rock but can't add, and I'm awake half the night but can do long division in my head.

Yes, I listen to them...don't you?

Just keep walking and don't turn around.

You told this face WHAT?

Hope this helps...

Make it stop! Make it stop!