Nothing and Nobody Pouts Better Than a Cat

Who needs the Weather Channel?

*smile*

R-rated

Just so you know...

Yeah, done that.

I see no problem with this analysis...

Takes all the guilt out of falling off your diet...

Now I know how they do it! Clever mice.

What cat? Where?

With a face like this, you can be forgiven for mistaking a towel for your Mom.

Why did no one warn them of the danger?

*smile*

What Am I...Besides Fat?

Works for me.

Better Than Any Doorbell Ever Invented

The 5-Second Rule...Another Perspective

Morning people should be forced to to live apart. Mornings should be illegal until the clock hits double digits. People....

So true.

I went upstairs to get....what?!

Today's joke is dedicated to my math deficient husband. This will probably make sense to him.

Just so you know...

Tasteless or funny? I laughed. What does that say about me?

It took me a while to figure out what I was looking at. (Hint: Look for the nose.).

Avian Law Breaker

Curse You, Auto Correct!

Begin the New Year with a Little Phruit Philosophy