Yes, yes I have.

Yes, this would work.

My husband should be wearing this shirt.

Dog Shaming Update: Dog Says It Was Worth It

Never mind, let's go out to eat.

*smile*

Sad, really sad.

Didn't want to frighten the children, so...

I live with this dichotomy.

I think I see the problem.

I used to watch my oldest nephew when he was 2-3 years old while his Mom and Dad worked. I told him the Good Humor man was a "Radio Truck" whose job it was to bring music to all the people on the street. He has yet to forgive me.

I would not lie!

And today's award for Best Groaner goes to...

True

True, but I still like it.

Laughing! (Admit it, you wish you'd thought of this.)

I've had days like this!

For my chocoholic husband...

Everyone, on the count of three: one...two...three...GROAN!

Just go with me on this one.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Top Ten Dog Names...

I want this on a t-shirt.

I laughed out loud... (and, yes, I know "archaeologist" is misspelled--I didn't write it, I just copied it.)

Guilty again.

I wonder what you have to do to qualify?

I call it "resting up before the big rush."

You can display 'em; just don't use 'em.

Guilty.