Friday, October 26, 2012

Blonde Joke...

A blind guy walks into a bar and sits down at a bar stool. 

After a few minutes, he asks the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?".

The bartender answers, "Well, sir, I'm blonde and I'm mixing your drinks, the guy sitting next to you is blonde and he's a professional body builder, the blonde lady over in the corner playing pool is a black belt in karate, the two gentlemen sitting in a booth to your left are football linebackers and weigh about 300 pounds a piece and, yes, they are both blonde.  Still want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy answers "Not if I have to explain it five times".

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